Movie quotes

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 4th, 2007, 12:27 AM

"You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cos I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass."

**Lb_Balla33** · October 4th, 2007, 08:30 AM

hey chavo, be perfect.

**imported_elp6n** · October 4th, 2007, 08:44 AM

You'll shoot your eye out!

**CoeburnCane** · October 4th, 2007, 08:46 AM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: elp6n</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You'll shoot your eye out!</div></div>

I KNEW that was coming. You didn't have the Nostradamus to see that one coming from you... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

**imported_elp6n** · October 4th, 2007, 08:47 AM

I was obligated.

I've got more where that came from!

**TheBeast** · October 4th, 2007, 08:59 AM

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy [censored] walrus-looking piece of [censored]! Get the [censored] off of my obstacle! Get the [censored] down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, [censored] beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian [censored]. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

"Who said that? Who the [censored] said that? Who's the slimy little communist [censored], twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy [censored] godmother said it. Out-[censored]-standing. I will PT you all until you [censored] die. I'll PT you until your [censored] are sucking buttermilk."

Gonna stop there but Gunny Hartman's whole dialogue is some of the best stuff ever.

**LPD_raider** · October 4th, 2007, 10:47 AM

I dont know if you know this, but im kind of a big deal

**the_alienist** · October 4th, 2007, 10:55 AM

"Is it dead?"
"WTF do ya mean is it dead, you just splattered it across the f'in wall!"

"We go by the rule of thumb around here....

Do you know what the rule of thumb is? It was the legal size of a stick that a man could use to beat his wife!

Not much of a stick, maybe it should have been rule of wrist."

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 4th, 2007, 11:03 AM

"They took the bar! The whole [censored] bar!"

" Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the [censored] Peace Corps."